Question: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: How many can you afford?
Question: What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?
Answer: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Question: Why are lawyers buried in deeper graves than other folks?
Answer: Deep down, they're much nicer people.
Question: Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
Answer: New Jersey got first pick.
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